I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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