Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She is in my trunk
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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