he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
