No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
