Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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