so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
MIDGETS
????
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Your penis caused this!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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