It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You can't special order awesome
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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