hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I need to align my fucking chakras
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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