Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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