the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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