Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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