is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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