I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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