i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Randomize