it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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