Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?

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(903): View more from Texas

The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.

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(360): View more from Washington

Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.

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(845): View more from New York

just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in

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(973): View more from New Jersey

just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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(757): View more from Virginia

You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.

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