whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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