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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?

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  tequila

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head

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  she has to be all "alternative"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.

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• (619): View more from California

  You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go

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• (415): View more from California

  I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.

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• (626): View more from California

  I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.

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