he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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