I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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