You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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