anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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