When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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