There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.