On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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