You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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