well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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