well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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