I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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