why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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