The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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