No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
