By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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