id be glad to
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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