the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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