Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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