your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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