No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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