She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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