i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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