what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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