He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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