You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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