i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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