Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It's rum buckets o'clock
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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