I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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