New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
