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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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