Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
