Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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