Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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