just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
ttyl tear gas
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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