So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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