using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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