I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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