This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
and she was petting her beer can
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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