The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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