we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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