turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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