I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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