your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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